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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6791 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!