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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Farms Harvested: 105
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1395
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Farms Harvested: 989
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Buildings Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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