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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9469
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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