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Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	175

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JN Network

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

JN Network Minecraft Server. Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 (1.19.2 Recommended) SlimeFun, Survival, Residence, Creative, Minigames Join Now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KurzgeCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KurzgeCraft minecraft server friendly community PvE and optional PvP! this server is based around surviving vanilla minecraft but with friends!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Asylum of strange

Towny

Asylum of Strange is a Vanilla Towny Minecraft server. Unlike most Vanilla servers we use several plug-ins to make the server more enjoyable, such as: Custom Resource pack, Custom Craftable Items, Fun Rank tags, Jobs (with economy), Shops, and Special Enchants. There are no Mods that you need to download to play the server, everything is here and ready for you when you load in!We encourage everyone to join our Discord server, and begin making new friends! Chat away!Please keep in mind, that while the server is absolutely playable and enjoyable, we are still in development but is open and ready to make the server the best experience possible. If you have any suggestions of improvements on the server, you can visit the #Suggestions channel in the Discord server! We hope you enjoy your time on the server, and we look forward to meeting you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ThoraCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

BRAND NEW Survival Multiplayer Server, Small Community and some Nice Plugins. Economy Plugin will be implemented in the future.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SodaSkies

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Have you ever wanted to play on a server on both Bedrock and Java? Perhaps you want to afk on your PC and play on your phone? Maybe your mom often takes your PC but you like Java? If any of these reasons or more apply, DM me to join SodaSkies! All versions welcome.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bingpopsmp

BUILD, building, Community, PvE, Pve Survival, Skills, smp, Survival, Whitelist

How to join? We operate on a whitelist system for our Minecraft server. This means only players on our list can join. If you’re itching to dive in, first join our discord server! Then apply by typing “/apply application:BingPopSMP Whitelist Application”. Follow the prompts from our @Appy bot, and our dedicated @STAFF team will review your application. Get ready for approval and a ticket to BingPopSMP fun, or, if fate isn’t on your side, a denial (but don’t worry, we’re a friendly bunch – try again!).Can’t wait to see you in-game! 🚀✨

Server Details:Server IP: play.bingpopsmp.comServer Version: 1.20🚦 Server Rules:1.) No griefing or stealing: Respect others’ hard work and creativity. Hands off their builds and possessions!2.) No hacking or cheating: Play fair and square. Exploiting glitches is a no-go, too.3.) No spamming or advertising: Keep the chat clean and focused on our awesome server. Save the ads for another time.4.) No inappropriate structures or content: Let’s keep it family-friendly. No one wants to stumble upon anything uncomfortable.5.) Respect privacy: Everyone’s here to have a good time. Give others the space they need to enjoy the game.6.) No harm without consent: Don’t be that player. Ask before engaging in PvP. Consent is key!7.) No lag-inducing structures: Smooth gameplay for all! Avoid building things that might cause lag or crashes.8.) Have fun and be respectful: We’re all here to enjoy the game. Be kind, be chill, and let’s create a fantastic community together.

Remember, these rules are here to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. Let’s make the BingPopSMP server an awesome place to hang out! 🌟🎮

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minerva

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minerva – [24/7 | PÚBLICO] [1.16.X – 1.19.X]

🢂 ========= SEASON 3 | CHRISTMAS ========= 🢀 • PC 🡆 play.MinervaMC.xyz • CEL/XBOX 🡆 bedrock.MinervaMC.xyz | Puerto: 25606 🢂 ========= NEWS ========= 🢀 Dungeons with powerful bosses and OP rewards. Caves with custom structures and mobs. Rank systems with in-game money. Property improvement systems. Banks and bars. Jobs and missions of the player’s choice. Skills available to everyone. Blood, warzone and tomb effects. Double swords and tools.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EenGameLand MineTopia

Economy

MineTopia server. Looking for active players and staff members. Currently on aternos. Donate money for a better server. Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel EenGameLand.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Piggysmp 2

smp, Towny

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CaptiveEX

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games

CaptiveEX | Escape as a survivor | Catch and Freeze Survivors as the Beast! | Buy new hammers to be the best player in town! | CaptiveEX

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wyrmspire

Server IP: 209.192.200.28:25564

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCUU

Economy

Will you become the richest player on MCUU?

Our more than 8 years of experience as a multigaming platform are available to you as know-how to get involved in a new project.

As an aspiring business server, we offer you the opportunity to start your own financial empire today!

Start with your own property in a city of your choice and look for a job. Are you more of a brutal lumberjack, a dirty miner or an animal-loving farmer? Find out now. There are hardly any limits to individuality with our own plot system, where you can expand your starting plot (which is 31×31 blocks!) upwards and downwards.

Is it too boring for you alone? Team up with friends and save up for a clan plot of over 100×100 blocks and build your own empire. Is that still not enough for you? On our specially created paintball maps you can fight with different people to see who is the best! Whether grenades, shotguns or even orbital strikes – this is where the action begins! Climb the richest player rankings and buy whatever you’ve ever wanted.

In addition to many regular content updates, you can also look forward to various plugins developed specifically for our server!

Currently planned are, among other things, clan systems and your own companies that you can found and keep running together.

So there’s only one question left… When are you finally going to start showing us what you can do? Get started now on MCUU.de

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Infinite minecrafter

Anarchy, Grief Prevention, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Safe Survival, Survival

Welcome to the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, where gaming adventures await! Join our vibrant community and embark on an exciting journey alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

Immerse yourself in our 24/7 server and unlock a world of limitless possibilities and creativity.

Collaborate with other players on epic builds, engage in thrilling PvP battles, or embark on daring adventures.

Our community extends beyond Minecraft, embracing the joy of exploring other games together.

As the official Discord server of the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, we provide a safe and inclusive space for players of all ages and backgrounds.

Join us today and experience the excitement of a thriving gaming community. Let the adventures begin!

Interested?

Join our server! Invite: discord.gg/rEydRsYQHX

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nephthys Network

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival server for Minecraft Java and Bedrock 1.16.x Video: https://youtu.be/gAFXnxTkfu8 Server Features Survival pvp 1vs1 duels Clans Meteorites protection stones Server Exclusive Battle Pass Pets Tombs to recover your things Chat events every 20 min. Create your own warps New enchantments Improved mobs, more difficulty

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.