So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude! We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on to make it the best Minecraft experience ever!

First off, if you join, you get to be a part of our mission to, like, totally smash sexism and misogyny in law enforcement! We’re all about making changes to the law and police policy, moving complaints away from the police internal process, and, like, supporting our male peers in a totally radical way!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got, like, the best leadership around, dude! Our education programs are, like, out of this world, and our whistleblowing processes are, like, super effective!

So, like, come join us on this wild ride and help us make the Minecraft world a better place! You won’t regret it, bro!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Love Letters Sent: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Runes Activated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Farms Harvested: 795
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 405
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 314868 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Falling into the Void: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Farms Harvested: 669

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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