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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7190 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Votes: | 3907 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).