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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 709 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5805 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).