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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 784 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 341 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).