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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3963 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).