BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2313
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mines Excavated:	2149
Enchantments Applied:	120	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	1506	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magic Items Found:	7463
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.