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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6876 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!