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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4864 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 380 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!