HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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