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CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	443224
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	5146	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	943	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	8399
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5650
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	550000