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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2219
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1764	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7427	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	9561
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2672

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	124
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0