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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9758 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 75 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!