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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3589 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8446 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!