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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7353 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5577 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!