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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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