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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Towns Built: 8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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