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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Potions Brewed: 71 Star Shards Collected: 92
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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