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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 437 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6593 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.