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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5314 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 846 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.