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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3393 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9685 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
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