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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8899 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
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