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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2927 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!