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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 283533 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 216 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!
