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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1743 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Votes: | 9306 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!