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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3095 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!