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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9224 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 6772 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!