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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8835 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!