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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4144 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 171 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4989 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!