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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4639 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!