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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 961 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!