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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 835 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Votes: | 5950 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!