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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8093 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!