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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6223 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 5014 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!