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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7534 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!