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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8252 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 6797 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 7222 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!