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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4104 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!