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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8464 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 50 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!