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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4276 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!