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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5770 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 3117 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5179 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!