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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2194 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!