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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4161 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!