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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4406 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 116 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 8041 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!