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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5603 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1188 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 146259 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!