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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8842 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Potions Brewed: | 92 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
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