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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5603 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
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