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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8656 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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